pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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