Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
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