That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
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