PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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