I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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