i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
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don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
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In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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