there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
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just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
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All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
third nipple confirmed
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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