road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
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It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
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We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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