Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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