What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
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