I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
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so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
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Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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