I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Randomize
