I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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