If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.