Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(949): View more from California

Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?

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(248): View more from Michigan

Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.

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(404): View more from Georgia

Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.

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(260): View more from Indiana

Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.

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(410): View more from Maryland

Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.

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(330): View more from Ohio

beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it

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(907): View more from Alaska

Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.

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(417): View more from Missouri

Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.

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I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven

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