I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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