Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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