Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
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At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
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What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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