Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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