I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
tell your sister to shave her snatch
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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