i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
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Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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