Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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