He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
