i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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