I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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