YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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