Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
