talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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