I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
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