oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
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We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
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Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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