I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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