i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
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Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
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We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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