he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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