Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
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alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
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Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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