found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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