i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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