no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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