he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
be right there i have to get my cape
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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