sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Someone shattered a urinal.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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