She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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