We're facebook friends in real life
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
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Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
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I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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