no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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