She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
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He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
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I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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