I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
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i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
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You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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