Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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