just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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