It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
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Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
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Can you bring me the toilet please
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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