i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
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I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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