There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
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His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
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The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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