Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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