I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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