ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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