I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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